stealth shopping pro

How to shop at Lawndale Target then Harris Teeter and only park once on the nice side.

I like parking near Target because it’s less entrapping than the Teeter side plus returning to Lawndale offers a nice curved ramp.

Shop Target then run things back to the car. Don’t get freezer items.

Take Target cart over to the Teeter and kinda hide it behind a column. You can’t take the Teeter cart over to the Target side without the wheels locking. Target carts will go anywhere. That’s why you see them pushed down embankments on Battleground even.

Have your fun at HT, then come out and offload into the Target cart and you’re free. I’ve never once found my red cart gone.

lampoon it

Me and the US election.

mewe

I remember when a friend said, “you know that MeWe* is owned by evangelicals.”

*MeWe is a social network

Me: Thing is, MeWe is not owned by evangelicals, and even if true, all I care about is if it is censored.

Friend said, “Friends told me it was. I don’t have time to vet everything, so I have to rely on my friends.”

Me: I give up.

language fun

I like language fun. These two are pretty good.

14 Colonial-Era Slang Terms to Work Into Modern Conversation

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/14-colonial-era-slang-terms-to-work-into-modern-conversation

Ben Franklin’s 200+ Synonyms for “Drunk”

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/29753/ben-franklins-200-synonyms-drunk

been awhile on the nature preserve

2:15 a.m. in the Nature Preserve drinking Target wine. 🎯🍷

pumpkin spice lattes

We are, in fact, having pumpkin spice lattes at our favorite Starbucks. 🎃

political spam

One of several screens of unsolicited texts. What activism. Sit on your ass and set your phone to automatically harass.

Unsolicited texts of any type are a big no.

Don’t do this for any party.

Every single one of mine has been Democrat crap.

lentes, votar, copitas

Celebrating voting downtown, then a visit to Oscar Oglethorpe to pick up our new glasses, then M’Coul’s for our favorite drinks.

We were both way overdue for new specs.

#mcouls #oscaroglethorpe

exotic electronic

AjA Electronic. I like those exotic foreign brands. When I was little, my mom had a Telefunken in her office. A lot of people had Blaupunkt.

#eletronics #retro #ajaelectronic #westgermany

‘luminum

Aluminum tumblers. A lady in the neighborhood used to serve us kids lemonade in those in the summer.

Accidentally touch that aluminum against your teeth, and you would wish you hadn’t.