Author Archives: slackwrdave

trumpy bear still goin’

Well, thank God the Trumpy Bear has not gone away. The perfect Christmas gift. People overseas want these things pretty bad.

usa olympic shit fittery

Well, I’m just shocked AF. USA has yet another Olympic shit fit. Who’da thunk it.

browser sillies at a website

OMFG, grow the hell on up. This was today on a shopping site.

I can almost hear the dialup modem grinding away on copper landline: “this site optimized for Internet Explorer” and “free e-mail for life at Net@ddress” oh, and “Infoseek”

methodist christmas cantata

Going to hang out with some Methodists this morning. Brian has a musician gig here. Christmas cantata.

4 x espress

Quad espresso. For when one, two, or three aren’t enough. ☕☕☕☕

blue velvets at m’coul’s

Good to be back doing the usual at M’Coul’s.

taquitos in the fridge

We had to get up early this morning, so we went to bed real early last night, like 10:30. I couldn’t sleep because I kept thinking about two taquitos I had in the refrigerator, so I got up at midnight, ate those, then went back to bed and was able to sleep.

those old family dramas

Family drama from ages ago when I was a child that is now funny.

My father was often temperamental and explosive.

We were all at the kitchen counter one morning eating cereal. My father was a bit noisy munching and slurping. My brother says to him, “I just love to watch you eat.”

As if hit by a bolt of electricity, I abandoned my cereal and bolted out the door to the outside only catching my father yelling “WTF!”

A fight smoldered for days. I asked my brother why he did that. He smiled and said, “he lives for it.”

A thing about family, buttons can be so accurately pressed.

spiffy breakfast

High-end luxury breakfast with rare ingredients that only the wealthy can afford topped with exotic fruit.

captcha hell this morning

The frustration of solving CAPTCHAs, let me count the ways:

— pick out the “motorbuses” when some of the trucks are counted as buses.

— pick out the trains when some of the pics are too close up to tell if it’s the side of a train or bus.

— pick out the fire hydrants when there are mailboxes that are counted as hydrants.

— pick out traffic lights. Do I count the housings and the ones so far in the distance that I can’t really tell what I’m looking at?

— pick out the storefronts when I don’t know what little stores look like on the other side of the world.

— when I know I’ve scored 100% but have to do 3 screens regardless.

— CAPTCHA not at all suitable for the visually impaired.

— I still have to solve these things when I have 2-factor authentication turned on.

— CAPTCHA protecting something of life and death importance, like a music streaming service.