Author Archives: slackwrdave

car warranty expiration

The car warranty scam calls are now coming at me in multiple languages.

tpir

PlutoTV (streaming service) has very pleasant episodes of The Price is Right running 24/7.

I find the 1980s appliance brands intriguing: Gibson, Tappan, Speed Queen.

Also fun, the mildly pornographic Barker’s beauties.

lemon vs gay twink cake

Harris Teeter’s (supermarket) lemon cake is much better than that gay-tease rainbow cake they have.

The rainbow cake reminds me of things dancing in the disco long time ago. They looked good under the disco lights, but it was for sure if you took one home, it wouldn’t be very good. 🌈🎂

twitter

If everybody leaves Twitter who says they’re going to, it might be pretty nice over there.

health care as fun shopping

Oh, fun! This just came in from my insurer.

When I need health care, the first thing I think of is shopping and getting a reward. More stupid games to play. Health care as shopping, like picking out a shirt at a department store. Having chest pains? Wait! I need to shop a reward.

Who am I going to vote for in upcoming elections? Who/whatever can crash all this shit the fastest.

lunch in lynchburg

Having lunch at the Golden Corral in Lynchburg, VA, that adjoins Liberty University campus.

I need to find me a Liberty U student to groom. Surely they warn them over there about people like me. 🤣

stinger

Bzzzt! 🐝

nature preserve

The hidden place in the back yard that we call the Nature Preserve. It’s like a hollowed-out cave underneath the tree branches.

It became especially important two years ago when it was hard to go places because of covid.

Sometimes on the weekends, it’s fun to come out here in the middle of the night and have a cocktail.

northeast park

Northeast Park today.

https://www.guilfordcountync.gov/our-county/county-parks/parks/northeast-park

shotglass

Drinking at home is more affordable thus enabling one to do more of it. 🥃