risks of over manliness

Embarrassing hypermasculinity from 2007. Do not attempt. ⛔

driving so slowly

Driving like a snail. 🐌

facebook pickles

Having to brace myself with a breakfast serving of pickles before logging on to Facebook because it hurts that bad. 🥒

2:50 a.m. in the preserve

2:50 a.m. Nature Preserve sit around and wine sip. 🍷🌛

seriously intellectual programming

How to remember to record “that zombie shit” and other important programming.

It can get serious.

out-of-state search turns local instead

I was trying to dig up anti-gay dirt yesterday on an out-of-state church that somebody kept praising on Facebook. I didn’t find what I was looking for. Instead, several local churches in Greensboro kept coming up in the search results.

Whatever. There’s something to be said for churches that have put that stuff right on their web page. Better to know than not.

bux picker upper

Just having a pick-me-up before starting an afternoon shift. For once I have a short 5-hour shift starting in the afternoon rather than a long one at 3 in the morning. They will get me back later.

espresso machine

That’s a cute little espresso machine. It’s tempting me to order something.

I had to look it up.

FAEMA: “Factory Electro Mechanical and Associated Equipment” (“Fabbrica Apparecchiature Elettro Meccaniche e Affini”

Now ya know!

sweet sixteen

Sweet sixteen 
Ain’t he peachy keen

Me at 16 when I was still a skinny little chicken. 🐥

Who wouldn’t love such a sweet thing as that? 😁

I had a nicely corrupted mind, and loved sneaking down to the back of the yard to smoke my clandestine cigarettes where nobody could see me. 🚬😈

selfie