Author Archives: slackwrdave

you know you want one

A thing of great beauty. Perfect for any home. An especially good gift for friends overseas.

America. Strong. Proud. Not intended for children under 5 years of age. 🇺🇲

usual beer

The beers are h’yar. 🍻

journal ista

Guud Gawd. ProPublica as bad as Mother Jones. State a faulty premise in the first paragraph, then build a whole article around it, over n’ over ‘n over again.

please extend me, let me go

Courtesy means a lot. 👍

We sent you several notices in the mail that you have yet to extend your car warrantee past the factory cut off, and this is a courtesy call to renew your warrantee before we close the file.

me

Este soy yo.

rock

rock

votante

“the most hollow, illusory, and dispirited campaign ever seen at this level in US political history”

layer dip

Exotic camping layer dip. That’s a peanut butter base and Cool Whip topping. 🌮

Just joking.

the saura

I remember the name Saura from hearing it for the first time as a child from TV channel 12 WXII (then WSJS before they bought the vanity callsign of “XII”) of Winston Salem.

Way back when, TV stations used to sign off at night. Even as a child, I was interested in tech, and stations often revealed a fair amount of it during the sign off, especially details about the transmitter and antenna.

Channel 12 would always mention that the transmitter was atop Sauratown Mountain, which is northwest of Winston near Pilot Mountain. Even with the nice elevation, the location of the transmitter made for a weak signal into Greensboro.

The attached images mention the Sauratown Mountains and the people from which the name comes.

just a quickie please

TFW you think you’re going to read something sweet and to the point, so you click “more” and find 19 paragraphs of verbal masturbation. 🙄🤣