Monthly Archives: March 2022

bombs away

Weird dream earlier this week:

I was walking along a beautiful beach, I don’t know where. I then noticed an object spiraling slowly down out of the sky.

It was a bomb, like from a cartoon. Pretty little blue and white paint job on it.

It looked like it was going to fall a distance from me, but at the last minute it veered and hit me.

It didn’t explode, but it knocked me on my stomach. I couldn’t breathe and everything went black.

Then I woke up. đź’Ł

car clock

I joke, but it seems like changing the clock in one of the cars is like this:

— turn switch to accessories
— open sunroof
— shifter to neutral
— jiggle steering wheel
— tap brake 3 times
— start punching clock button

Go too far forward, no backing up. Get out, walk around the car counterclockwise once, start over.

amaretto again

With rampant inflation, it’s best to lay in a supply. These are big bottles. We are grateful to Italy for many things.

ZERO risk of addiction.

dinner margaritas

The usual weekend margaritas.

The waiter then came to take the dinner order, and I thought about saying, “well, okay but these are the dinner.”

two photos

Two photos:

— morning fog over Circle K
— Econo Lodge Biden

you got it

There’s been a brainwave at the radio station 
Old ideas from the Woodstock generation 
Calling all the kids from across the nation 
In some it brings out love, in others termination

in the easter candy section

These are very good. YumEarth organic vegan jelly beans. $4 at Target.

triple ripple whammy

A Target with a Starbucks. Couldn’t be better. Reading RT in the parking lot.

Just call me Satan.

twitter

Maybe certain things on Twitter cannot be shown.

just eat your pasta

I’ll have the cyclopentane pasta with the platformate salsa.