Monthly Archives: December 2020

geiger counter

Like those irradiated Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits, I think a Claxton Fruit Cake could safely have an expiration date of 2050. ☢️

seasonal

As a child, it was thrilling to go Christmas shopping with my family downtown. Stores glittering and music thumping inside. 🎄

Now it’s bankrupt shopping malls and Target. 🎯

idiomas

A progression of phrases that a beginning language learner would use in a target language. They get more bold as the language is acquired and confidence builds:

— Hello!
— Today is Thursday.
— My name is _.
— What is your name?
— We need to get these pants off you. 😁 ❤️

eye roller

Some of these political posts I see

cooking by ignition

Hamilton Beach knows that I frequently cook by ignition. 🚀

“If contents ignite, keep door closed and unplug oven.”