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Like those irradiated Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits, I think a Claxton Fruit Cake could safely have an expiration date of 2050. ☢️

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The venerable Claxton Fruit Cake.

My father used to hate these things and complained about them every year when they came out, therefore, I trained myself to like them.

My mother sometimes made rum-soaked fruit cakes that were very good. We used to joke about how strong they were. 🍸