3:00 a.m. nature preserve

3:00 a.m. in the Nature Preserve.

worst case biscuit scenario

It’s the famous Popeyes hockey-puck biscuit.

Scenario:

— lock somebody in an overheated room for a couple of hours.

— give them two of these biscuits and no drink.

— tell them if they eat both biscuits completely they can go free.

They won’t make it. ☠️

two dag nasty budget brands

I bought these out of a company break room.

The only thing lower than Golden Flake is HyTop.

Never buy HyTop cookies unless you’re going to a church potluck and want to get everybody back for something. 🤢😈

lol

bk café

A smashingly good coffee from Burger King this morning. Better than Italy. lol

helpful lou reed

Sometimes when I’m in a difficult mental state, hearing some Lou Reed is helpful, especially this song that is shown in the screenshot.

biff burger greensboro has closed after 60 years

My favorite sandwich at Beef Burger (Biff Burger) was the Super Cheese dipped.

It was a really good sandwich, but they fucked it up so many times that I switched to just getting the little cheeseburgers which were called “Biffs with cheese.” They were simple and good and came dipped automatically.

Another thing I liked was that vinegar was always out on the condiment bar for the french fries.

Famous sign in the front window, “if you are drunk, eat somewhere else.”

a friend in ben

Any time I’m in a foul mood and want to lash out at things, I think I should just tell some stupid story about my life instead. Here’s one.

It was 1972, so I would have been 13, and I went to see the movie Ben at the Carolina, or maybe it was the Terrace.

When Michael Jackson started singing the title track to Ben, I started to embarrassingly weep right there in the movie theater.

Something snapped, apparently.

~~

Ben, the two of us need look no more 
We both found what we were looking for 
With a friend to call my own 
I’ll never be alone 
And you my friend will see 
You’ve got a friend in me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_(film)

georgia kia

Big AF Kia plant on the Georgia/Alabama line. There’s another building about this big sitting beside this one. My guess is that it took a buttload of corporate welfare to land this plant out here.

morgue (movie)

This just came out on Blu-ray disc.

Very good horror movie. I was pleased.

“Morgue is a Paraguayan thriller horror film directed and produced by Hugo Cardozo.”

In Spanish with English subtitles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgue_(film)

gso observation area

The strange forlorn observation area at GSO airport.

I’m not sure I even knew it had one.