Surprise Spanish day at work today.

The company didn’t order a Spanish speaker to work with their employees, but they got one anyway. Employees are happy.

Plus, the gringo is very sweet and handsome. 👍😁♥️

Contacts of mine on social media spewing hate and false things about certain countries (the ones they’re told to), and one of the things that runs through my immature mind is, “leave it alone. A lot of good porn comes out of that country.”

I was surprised on Friday. An afternoon before a 3-day weekend, and nobody melted down on the company e-mail.

Read no e-mails that come in after 1 PM on Fridays. It’s the drama queen hours.

I wish I had thought of the high accuracy of the Magic 8-Ball when I was a young guy clubbing all the time.

Before going out to the club for the evening, I could ask it, “does [insert name] want to hook up with me?”

If I got a classic 8 Ball answer like, “it is decidedly so,” I could walk up to the person in the club with confidence and say, “drink up baby!” 🎱👍

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8_Ball