I wish I had thought of the high accuracy of the Magic 8-Ball when I was a young guy clubbing all the time.
Before going out to the club for the evening, I could ask it, “does [insert name] want to hook up with me?”
If I got a classic 8 Ball answer like, “it is decidedly so,” I could walk up to the person in the club with confidence and say, “drink up baby!” 🎱👍