drink your life away

My Facebook timeline is a parade of liquor ads this morning.

I can count of one hand the number of times in my life that I’ve gotten up and had a cocktail.

I might sometimes wake up and still be drunk from the night before, but generally I don’t wake up and have any hair of the dog.

As I’ve gotten older, my body has become less tolerant of alcohol, so I’m more careful than ever. Tying one on like I was in my 20’s again would probably put me on life support.

Remedies: coffee, 7Up, comfort food.

all the news fit to print

I wake up, hit the browser for news, see a headline, and think to myself, “there’s yet another whole cloth fabrication by the New York Times.”

It turns out to be true for once, so I changed my morning mental chant to, “even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”

selfies

Current situation. There is a small dog in the picture.

blue velveeta

The usual Sunday afternoon Blue Velvets at M’Coul’s.

nice corporate holiday card

That feeling when a corporate holiday (#waronchristmas ) card is actually nice. #chewy 🎄👍

On the other hand, AT&T sends the same old worthless promotion disguised as a Christmas card on the outside. Pathetic. #att 🙄

guadalajara mornings 1980

By 1980, my first stay in Guadalajara (MX), I had seen big cities, but I grew up in Guilford County (NC), which at the time, didn’t feel big. The Guadalajara metro area was millions. A big change for me.

In the county, I was used to waking up to no noise at all. In Guadalajara, there was a roar that started about dawn and grew. I began to like it and still think of the good feeling.

The climate is mild, so the windows in most people’s houses were open, including the one in which I stayed. This let the morning sounds pass easily. Before waking up each day, I could tell I was not at home, and I liked this. Even the crisp morning air smelled different. Guadalajara is known as the city of the eternal spring.

I can still recall the daily morning sounds of the city with clarity:

— the distinctive ring of the standard TelMex desk phone echoing from all over.
— most people had the same two-tone doorbell, also distinctive.
— the high-pitched chirp of the air brakes on the city buses.
— milk delivery person blew a multi-tone whistle when approaching.
— garbage collectors rang a cow bell.
— the general din of chatter that wasn’t in English.
— people yelling to their children a long sing-songy “¡A comer!” (time to eat).

I liked it all. It felt good. Very very good. Forty years later, I can still hear it all.

the age of aquarius

This is the dawning of the age of aquariums. (used to sing it this way when I was a child)

i hear you

This happens.

TFW, you’re inside a business and overhear a customer chewing out the staff. They don’t see you, but you know who it is.

Related:

Someone unsubscribes from an e-mail list, and instead of just saying they don’t read it anymore, they select “other” and go on a profanity-laced tirade. I’m the admin, so I get that message and know who it is.

the empties

It would help a lot if that Cuervo came in a gallon.

1.75 L (.46 gallon) is as big as it gets.

vivaldi pgp e-mail

Vivaldi (the browser people) gives free e-mail with a generous 5 gigs and PGP encryption. I didn’t know about the encryption. Nice to have something that’s not Protonmail.

Free e-mail isn’t a high need for most people, but this is ad free, no snoop, and geeked out with PGP crypto.

https://webmail.vivaldi.net/