Category Archives: rambling

No Nut November is like Chubby Chasers. Neither one actually exists.

For some reason tonight, I felt the need to reactivate a Google Blogger account from 14 years ago.

I have this friend who is sure that their arrest is imminent due to politics and views. They post every day, [the date] + “still not in jail.” I suppose imprisonment is possible, but I doubt it.

Their views 100% match the government’s propaganda. I cannot imagine anything safer.

It might be drama queen syndrome. I love following this person. They’re kinda sweet and lovable, actually.

Rooting for a sports team is just out of my realm.

To me, it’s like picking some random thing, supporting it, and hoping it wins. Like, how about that Dillard’s Department Store! Watch out Boscov’s and Belk are coming for ya.

Let’s put it all in a public-money sinkhole, a stadium, so the fans can worship.

One of these four is different than the others, or is it?

I 100% do this.