Author Archives: slackwrdave

ugly AF

“If you don’t vote like I do, then you are a selfish sociopathic ass…”

said I to another person never ever. It’s ugly AF.

Some of my “friends” on FB are passing that around this morning. I don’t find it to be OK. I’d unfriend them all, but it would curtail my ability to surveil.

t’fuk is this in the mail

All this came in the mail on the same day. Who knows. 🤷

nature preserve 3:08 a.m.

3:08 a.m. in the Nature Preserve with Margaritas.

load-o-crap activism

This type of “activism” is such a crock. I don’t care whose team it’s for. I’d never allow my phone to be used in this way. It never creates a good impression.

it’s a conspiracy

Preparing to read an article entitled “if you are reading this, you might be a conspiracy theorist.” 😬😁😉

those elusive religious depictions

Once in awhile I read government documents directly rather than reading about them.

This one, Protecting American Monuments, Memorials, and Statues and Combating Recent Criminal Violence, is full of hilarity, though, of course, it’s not hilarious. It seems like mostly an opinion piece.

Jesus gets special mention: “the United States to prosecute to the fullest extent permitted under Federal law… any person or any entity that damages, defaces, or destroys religious property, including by attacking, removing, or defacing depictions of Jesus or other religious figures or religious art work.”

I think nobody will give a shit about damage to any non-Jesus depiction. Am I allowed to damage these Jesus depictions on my own property? Define depiction, since nobody really knows. I’m just thinking out loud.

https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2020/07/02/2020-14509/protecting-american-monuments-memorials-and-statues-and-combating-recent-criminal-violence

it has been said…

“I will resist with every fiber of my being.”

“Let’s just get them into office and then hold their feet to the fire.”

Translation:

I will start posting mostly in ALL CAPS and increase the profanity.

tort chip conspiracy

I view it as a conspiracy when all of the tortilla chips in the basket are shaped so that the salsa rolls off rather than being able to scoop it.

It’s obvious that I’m being f****d with.

strange road art

I see the Merry Pranksters have hit Statesville. ☮️

vote infantilized

My fee for election meddling is $15 a post.

I get mysterious deposits to my Chime account all the time. Big ones. 🇷🇺🇨🇳