up at 5:30 am

I'm awake at 5:30 AM on a day I do not have to work. I'm trying a bowl of Cheerios and some club tunes on the computer to try to relax and fall asleep again.

Maybe I should just make a coffee and start the screaming. :yikes:

9 responses to “up at 5:30 am

  1. Cheese. Eat cheese, then sleep.Because it fills you up and you feel relaxed.

  2. Originally posted by SharkfinUK:

    Now that's just plain bad advice.

    You sir, obviously do not understand the inner workings of the creative mind. Think of a marble bouncing around inside an otherwise empty coffee can. Same thing. 😉

  3. Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    Maybe I should just make a coffee and start the screaming.:yikes:

    Yes. Scream. To scream is good. However, do so on front porch dressed in only a bathrobe open down to the belt, and athletic tubes socks scrunched down around your ankles. Run your fingers through your hair to stand it up as much as possible for effect. Then, after several people have taken note, walk toward the nearest main thoroughfare while continuing to scream.If you're gonna create a spectacle make it a first-class spectacle.

  4. Now that's just plain bad advice.

  5. Is my life every day as dog owner. Really sucks. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

  6. Originally posted by 0x29a:

    walk toward the nearest main thoroughfare while continuing to scream.

    Unt-uh. The cops are too in love with the taser these days. I must find other ways to be freak-a-zoid.I do have an ethnic robe that I call my "African Star" cause that's the brand on the label. I got it for Burning Man, but sometimes I wear it around the house and walk to the mailbox in it. I live across from a kindergarten. I think of the children.

  7. Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    I think of the children

    Oh. My. God.

  8. Thread lurker here. Currently laughing my ass off with the direction the comments have taken. 😆

  9. Originally posted by 0x29a:

    Oh. My. God.

    Like a musical score, the way you punctuated this tells me exactly how to say it.

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