It’s fun to do online shopping on Tuesday night before Christmas and see all the urgent warnings for shipping deadlines and express options…

… but I don’t need the things until January, so I can ignore them all and go cheap or free.

My spouse is gone today, so maybe I’ll spend all day today eating like a starving animal.

Part of it is that even though no smoking for nearly 8 years, I’m having a nagging 2-day craving. I’ll make it but weird how this flared up.

Mmm! American Spirit yellow pack.

Look away! Contains the word “sex.” 😬

I have a cool Internet chat buddy in Iran who is always working on conversational English, so sometimes there are weird questions that I stumble to answer.

This morning, this is waiting on my messenger:

“What do you say to somebody after a night of drunk sex?”

Me: “Best I ever had!”

Him: “Perfect, thanks!”

So far he has not provided updates on that. I love his irreverent sense of humor. We play well together. Friends for 17 years.