where is the newman’s

I thought about yelling out, “where the F*** is the Newman’s Own,” while letting my voice crack with a touch of the crazy while yelling the f-word.

I’ve gotten it there before. I’ve got to have my Sockarooni.

5 responses to “where is the newman’s

  1. Look, I’m no corporate whore, but the Classico plain marinara is really good (and vegan).

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