I was watching a vid of a yummy German in Colombia speaking Spanish like a boss, and I thought, “uh huh, you got a fetish going on. I bet you got those direct and indirect objects down in a single night.” 🤣

The first time I went to a gay party as a teenager and was asked, “are you?” I said, “I think I’m bisexual.”

The partygoers were polite, but I heard the muffled laughter and people almost choking on drinks.

I waited a week and said, “okay, okay, I messed up.” lol

There’s always that person who’s a walking advertisement for where they work. It’s like Vance Refrigeration on The Office (TV show, USA).

— every article of clothing with logo

— all the accessories

— Covid mask

— Zoom background and computer desktop

— stickers on the car, or wherever

— every social media post