Category Archives: rambling

giant cage

The perfect accessory for any dungeon.

Several possibilities ran through my head.

Put ’em in there, set it out in the yard, wait for police.

beer!

We’re back with the beer at Vito’s. 🍻

dat web server tellin’ lies

“We’re sorry. We have encountered a System Error. Please navigate to the login page, and try your transaction again.”

Liar, liar, pants on fire.  👖🔥

You just don’t want me on a VPN, plus all browser protections must be dropped.

milito kontraŭ kristnasko

Merry Sol Invectus. It’s coming up.

how old?

“The age at which I was first deflowered.” 🚫 🥀

Bah! I just wanted to use “deflowered” in a sentence. Like it’s some kind of old literature.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/deflower

dinner stare

The riveting unnerving stare means her internal stomach clock has played the urgent dinner chime. 🔔

knees

The dentist and hygienist were musing about my knees today. The hygienist said, “how’d you wear out your knees? You look so thin.”

Me: “I have decades of practice of tucking the shit in.”

jesus’ hospital in cdmx

I was looking around Mexico City on Google Maps and ran across this.
Jesus’ Hospital / Hospital de Jesus.
Plus, a CicloTaxi!
I’m always finding something to look at in CDMX and GDL.
You, too, can visit Jesus’ Hospital today with the link.
https://goo.gl/maps/vNafCPLDpsdEyLEW8

orange

Woke up with a giant craving for citrus.

trumpy bear still goin’

Well, thank God the Trumpy Bear has not gone away. The perfect Christmas gift. People overseas want these things pretty bad.