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Mimosas, why not! 🍾

Brian and I often enjoy Family Feud (TV show) while relaxing over dinner. It’s fun to shout out our own answers, sometimes quite vulgar ones. “Penis” fits with about anything.

A good question from the last show we watched:

We asked a hundred men, “what language would you like to secretly learn in 30 days to impress your spouse?”

I shouted out, “Urdu, Swahili, Navajo, Sign, Esperanto”.

The contestants played it safe with French and Spanish. You gotta try to win that Ford. 🚗 💰

Baby Jane Hudson be my guide.

A supermarket dilemma I faced a while back.

Some nifty little frozen dinners I like were labeled $0.50 off. When I got to the checkout, I found out the total price was ringing up as $0.50. Normally they were almost $5. What to do? 😈

bribes, kompromat, blackmail, Ukrainian escort honeypots—you know, the works.

A cozy night watching sleet come down outside, sipping a coffee, and cuddling with a dog.

If I could make a wish
I think I’d pass
Can’t think of anythin’ I need