Even I am a fan of sensational LCD (lowest common denominator) infotainment sometimes, especially when the targets are ripe.
Moral of the story: try not to eat corn dogs in public. Fried chicken is usually safer.
I personally prefer mine with a squirt of mustard on top.
One could argue as to who has the most experience with the corn dogs. Michele's technique seems better. Marcus is just pretending that his is part of some aversion therapy.