While the two current "major" political parties in the USA make me double over in revulsion, there are two that make me smile:
Pirate. Haaarrrr! :pirate:
Neither one is "official" in my state of North Carolina, but I work for the ballot access of one of them and would join either. NC has almost the most restrictive ballot access laws in the nation. The sole reason is to resist threats to the status quo.
I wanna be a Green Pirate. I have a pirate flag (Jolly Roger). I'm half ready. 😀