quotations recently seen or heard

A co-worker saw this one on the bumper of a carload of crackheads:

"It is hard to kill people and convince them it is in their best interest"

I have this one on the back of my truck now:

"I'm feeling much better since I gave up all hope"

Got any more???

24 responses to “quotations recently seen or heard

  1. "Be Yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde

  2. Good one. :up:

  3. Time flys like an arrow, but fruit flies like banana

  4. From my favorite classic television comedy, "I Love Lucy":Lucy: Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular?Lucy [later, after getting drunk from drinking a potent "health" tonic]: Well, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl! Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you un-poopular? Well, are you?

  5. Shoot. That Lucy quote kinda sucks compared to all those other good ones.I'll try again later.

  6. dont so worry, everthings ok

  7. Thanks transi :up:

  8. u r welcome. :). i think ur opera have alot of things for me to discover

  9. Originally posted by transi:

    i think ur opera have alot of things for me to discover

    You're very kind. If there are any questions, feel free to ask. πŸ˜€

  10. If you can read this, you're driving way too close.

  11. really? thanks. because u dont c me not kind? :). hope that we will be know mutual by the opera. nice to meet you!

  12. This was on the back of a Harley bike, 'this bike is protected by extreme violence'

  13. πŸ˜†

  14. Bumpersticker: Lost your cat? Look under my tires.

  15. "a bumper sticker is a great way to say lets never be friends"thats what the sticker says

  16. I used to see many bumper stickers saying 'my kid was on the honor roll of' then it'd name the school. Shortly thereafter, I started seeing stickers that said 'My kid beat up your honor roll kid'.

  17. I like those. :up: I also used to enjoy seeing parents driving a car with "just say no" and other anti-drug bumperstickers on the back. Then you'd look in the back seat and see their teenagers looking like they'd been on the road with the Grateful Dead.

  18. Weren't those stickers supposed to hang upfront?

  19. one time this guy cut me off on the freeway and i saw he had that "so no to drugs" so i drove near him lit up a cigerette and smoked it in front of him…he gave me the finger shortly after lol

  20. You smoke, you drive, and didn't you say you were 15 in your profile awhile back?Who is at that keyboard? πŸ˜€

  21. Guilty!

  22. yeah i drive without a lisence and i also smoke got a problem?i already have my permit and i was driving with my uncle so yeah i can drive

  23. From BBC's Coupling:"Patrick. I'm never going to sleep with you. Ever, ever, ever!"

  24. lol i should prank call you…if i ever see your truck…bbc…the only shows that i liked on it was dr.who,topgear, & torchwood lol

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