It's what I had for dinner on the way back to the hotel from work: chicken swiss enchiladas.
The food was good but the waiter paid me no attention at all. He was busy with a table of two young girls. My age being double theirs, plus my lack of tits and a vagina resulted in me being totally ignored. 😡
Hey, I'm middle aged. I kind of have tits. They're not perky though. 😮