I just had a local HVAC business run an ad on the FB feed. The “serve God” in the ad got my curiosity up to visit the website. Site full of “love God, serve the lord, solutions can be found in the lord.”

Literally the last place I’d turn for service.

I feel like if I locked horns with the business for some reason, as a customer I’d be instantly defeated by the “lord.” The business: “it’s not us, we are of God, it’s YOU Godless customer.”

Just let me find a business that serves the customer without being so weird. The techs can swear and smoke out in the yard if they wish.

I was looking at a wedding website. Deep rich meanings read into everything. I couldn’t help but grimace.

I was unprepared for the “sign up for our newsletter” and the online ordering from the registry.

The more people you invite, the more stuff you get.

Break up, now! lol

Thinking of a good friend who recently passed.

She was talking to me in the church lobby about a movie she saw at the cinema the day before. She picked it out without knowing anything about it and was disappointed that it turned out to be a musical.

“Why do they have to sing everything when they can just say it?”

From across the lobby came a voice:

“Why just say everything when you can sing it?”

Fond of this quirky memory of a nice friend.