Category Archives: rambling

An image from my financial institution’s “search results” page.

“Did you find what you were looking for?”

I’m mail ordering a special t-shirt to wear to the next national election that will make me happy. It’s cryptic enough to where I should be able to get in OK.

It is shipping out of China but is not particularly to do with China.

I ordered a second shirt that is more direct, but I’ll save it for special occasions. 😁

You know you’ve seen it.

How to know when a customer is amping up a negative restaurant review for dramatic effect:

“All I did was mention to the manager that I usually get four chicken tenders instead of three with my biscuit. He called me a GD asshole, punched me, and then dragged me to the bathroom and held my head in the toilet. I almost drowned! I’m sorry, one star.” ⭐

I was joking around at work one day with a fairly right-wing Republican guy, and it got quite funny.

It got down to, if you had to choose between Hillary and Biden, which one would you prefer?

He said, “Hillary in a heartbeat over that thing we have now. At least when Hillary says something, I can understand what she’s talking about.”

I thought it was funny to hear him say it. I can see it.

Cuando YO VOTÉ
(when I voted)

I should have been humming this Puerto Rican reggaeton…

De mi vida TE BOTÉ, yo te boté, yeh, yeh, mami

(I dumped you, I dumped you, yeah yeah mami)

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I’m struggling here to put a post together at all cost. I mean it rhymes a little (voté, boté), and I was rasslin’ with some anger management issues in the voting booth. 😂

It’s a stretch, even for my usual junk posting. In my head, anything can be linked together.

I’m not really that much into Puerto Rican reggaeton, but it was playing in the background when I was watching a very fun video one time.