the baker wept

I was trapped in a medical waiting room with a TV this morning. I knew it would be good.

This woman wept three times, really wept, because her cupcake bakery was losing money, and the business consultant she hired to help very politely mentioned a few things that were wrong.

The Baker Wept! Gospel of Bakeries, chapter 11, verse 35.

WOT (weeping on television) has been a national passtime for ages. I might even do it myself given the chance.

I would, however, prefer to weep, really weep, over winning the lottery.