they’re just biscuits

The “detonator-tube” Pillsbury Southern Homestyle Buttermilk Biscuits we had yesterday were so sugared up that each one was like having dessert.

I bought it for the fun of popping the tube. They used to scare me as a child. Boom!

Reminds me of eating at Zaxby’s. Everything sugared up, creamy, mayonnaisey, bread dyed a peculiar yellow to look “wheat.” Nasty. Little salads served on giant heavy plates with huge rims so you feel like you’re getting something.

Last summer while having to live off takeout while on the road for work, best drive-thru salad award from me went to Bojangles. Big salad, good price.

The funniest place I went last summer was Little Caesars 100% contactless pickup. Order and pay online. Go to your selected location. Punch in a code from e-mail. Bzzzt! A little hatch opened up and there was your pizza. Was kinda surreal and funny.

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