shameless lies

Such horrible lies.

Some goof Tweeted: “$6.53 for a coffee at Starbucks. I’m done with that shit.”

I pulled up the ‘Bux online and priced a 16 oz coffee in what his profile says is his area. $2.75, $3.00 including tax.

I can get a 20 oz Caramel Brulée Latte to price almost that high but not quite.

Only 20 Tweets down does he admit that it was “some kind of latte.”

Coulda been airport, but I get things all the time in airports and coffee doesn’t top $5, usually less.

If you’re going to cook a narrative, stick with it. I always do. 😀