I was shopping in the Harris Teeter supermarket the other day, and there was an overly muscled guy in a tank top walking around flexing for anybody who would look.
I thought to myself, “Pffft! That skinny security guard over there by the hummus is a helluva lot better.” 😁
For me, that’s just the way it is. lol. I should have gone over to the guard and said, “oh! I was just looking for hummus!”