Cocktail feet:
After several cocktails your feet act more like rudders than feet. Understeer is common. You crash wildly into nearby buoys while flailing away at the transmission lever like a wildman. Then you realize you were movin' pretty good on the dance floor the entire time.
I do like a good sailorWith some rudder and a bit of rubberAll sailing and flailing and even someimpaling
All that for a bunch of seamen. 😀