what is it?

14 responses to “what is it?”

1. JoshuaPhelps | May 17, 2013 at 7:05 pm | Reply

   It's either a back massager or a sex toy.

2. slackwrdave | May 17, 2013 at 11:05 pm | Reply

   You got it!

3. slackwrdave | May 18, 2013 at 12:05 pm | Reply

   Lol. I was being ambiguous in my first comment reply. Good reply to that.It's a massager.I took my mom out to eat for her birthday, which is quite difficult these days. I have to get help. Her mobility is about zero.We went to her favorite restaurant of many years, a Thai place. There is an elderly man who has been there since the beginning. He always fusses over my mother and makes her feel special. He gave her the massager as a small birthday gift. Very sweet.As my mom's abilities continually decrease, the little things can become pretty important, like a trip out in the car. Whew. We pulled off my mom's birthday lunch in pretty good style.I worked in a restaurant for years a few decades ago. I got attached to quite a few regulars there like the elderly man has to my mother and she to him. It's unavoidable to get entangled in some of their life events.

4. JoshuaPhelps | May 18, 2013 at 12:05 pm | Reply

   LOL. I had one in purple.

5. slackwrdave | May 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm | Reply

   Originally posted by jonitron:

   It's a massage tool AND a sex toy

   Multipurpose!Jonitron, I see you in that SomaFM t-shirt. :up:

6. jonitron | May 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm | Reply

   It's a massage tool AND a sex toy …

7. 0x29a | May 19, 2013 at 9:05 pm | Reply

   Originally posted by jonitron:

   It's a massage tool AND a sex toy …

   What if it gets lost up… Um… Like, say my fingers are slippery, and it "gets away." Then what? How do I…? Then what?

8. JoshuaPhelps | May 19, 2013 at 10:05 pm | Reply

   I don't even. D:

9. slackwrdave | May 19, 2013 at 10:05 pm | Reply

   Originally posted by 0x29a:

   What if it gets lost up… Um… Like, say my fingers are slippery, and it "gets away." Then what? How do I…? Then what?

   You go to the ER so the x-ray can be posted on the net.

10. slackwrdave | May 19, 2013 at 10:05 pm | Reply

    The hospital staff will post it in flagrant violation of HIPAA but will weasel out of it through the "rogue employee" thing and the binding arbitration "agreement" they made you sign while in distress. :p

11. 0x29a | May 19, 2013 at 10:05 pm | Reply

    Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    You go to the ER so the x-ray can be posted on the net.

    Oh. Great. That's bad advice, I think.

12. 0x29a | May 19, 2013 at 11:05 pm | Reply

    Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    distress.

    Distress, indeed."Hi, I've lost a massager up there. I'm distressed."

13. slackwrdave | May 20, 2013 at 7:05 pm | Reply

    My cellphone's up in there and vibrate is on. :yikes:

14. harrytheman | June 5, 2013 at 3:06 pm | Reply

    Originally posted by 0x29a:

    Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    You go to the ER so the x-ray can be posted on the net.

    Oh. Great. That's bad advice, I think.

    Go on, try and rival this one (I've made it a clickable link for the easily offended) :devil:

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