health food ensemble

Posted on March 18, 2013 | 8 Comments

I saw this on top of the pump when I was buying fuel today. It's the total health package: Red Bull, soda, hot dog.

All that's left is a pack of smokes to go with it all. That sign was nearby.

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8 responses to “health food ensemble”

  1. iamcapitaine | March 18, 2013 at 9:03 pm | Reply

    Everything you need to enlarge 😆

  2. SharkfinUK | March 20, 2013 at 4:03 pm | Reply

    I don't partake of the all-conquering energy drink. Can you enlighten me as to the difference between Red, Silver and Blue editions?

  3. operainchicago | March 20, 2013 at 5:03 pm | Reply

    :hat: :chef:

  4. slackwrdave | March 20, 2013 at 7:03 pm | Reply

    Originally posted by SharkfinUK:

    I don't partake of the all-conquering energy drink. Can you enlighten me as to the difference between Red, Silver and Blue editions?

    I don't drink them either. I don't know what the difference is among the three. I suppose it gives people three ways to spend their money instead of one.I was at the club one Saturday and couldn't decide on a drink. I told the bartender I wanted something on the sweet side with a lot of vodka. It looked like the drink was going well until he topped it off with Red Bull. Now when I want a surprise drink, I have to add "no Red Bull."I caught my elderly mother with a stash of mini bottles of something called 5-Hour Energy. She told me they gave her a needed boost in the afternoon. I told her, "yeah, they'll give you a stroke in the afternoon if they haven't already."As I was leaving, I told her, "I'm throwing these out and don't let me ever catch you with them again." It seems like she told her son something similar 34 years prior when she found a little baggie. lol.

  5. iamcapitaine | March 20, 2013 at 9:03 pm | Reply

    Originally posted by SharkfinUK:

    I don't partake of the all-conquering energy drink. Can you enlighten me as to the difference between Red, Silver and Blue editions?

    I fact, this s a new taste

  6. slackwrdave | March 21, 2013 at 2:03 pm | Reply

    Originally posted by SharkfinUK:

    Can you enlighten me as to the difference between Red, Silver and Blue editions?

    I saw this poster this morning. Mystery solved.

  7. SharkfinUK | March 21, 2013 at 2:03 pm | Reply

    Hmm. Lime Red Bull. If it's a strong lime, I could see that working.

  8. harrytheman | March 21, 2013 at 4:03 pm | Reply

    Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    I caught my elderly mother with a stash of mini bottles of something called 5-Hour Energy. She told me they gave her a needed boost in the afternoon. I told her, "yeah, they'll give you a stroke in the afternoon if they haven't already."

    That's quite true. I used to work with a guy in his twenties. He used to drink loads of Red Bull which gave him mini heart attacks. Our employers banned him from drinking them and gave him a formal written warning about it. The upshot was that if he drunk one more can of the stuff they would sack him on the spot!

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