Funny excerpt of a chat I had with a female doctor (1950's term: ladydoctor) yesterday:
me: My testicles itch, too (almost said balls).
ladydoctor: Wanna show 'em to me?
me: Why not.
I could have gone into it with her as to how everything is reversed for me anyway, but sometimes I just answer the questions to get on out of there. 😀