dirty love

9 responses to “dirty love”

1. harrytheman | February 21, 2012 at 1:02 am | Reply

   😆

2. 0x29a | February 21, 2012 at 5:02 am | Reply

   Originally posted by onele36:

   My name is Cynthia.

   Dude, score! I can create an email address you can use for, you know, sophomoric hooliganism. (My domain registrar throws in more addresses than I'll ever use.)Originally posted by slackwrdave:

   The poodle bitesC'mon Frenchy

   Nice. :up:

3. 0x29a | February 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm | Reply

   Indeed. Perhaps they would enjoy my story of a waterproof M-80 and a toilet in high school.

4. slackwrdave | February 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm | Reply

   Originally posted by 0x29a:

   That would actually make a great reoccurring post title."Hooliganism alert #73: The time I set that paper bag full of…"

   We might need to do this just for personal entertainment. Even if we don't carry out the pranks, just thinking them up could be fun.I wonder if it would fly on Diaspora? Many over there are so deadly serious #anarchy and stuff. They might need a lightening up.

5. 0x29a | February 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm | Reply

   I actually talked my way out of trouble, even amidst the threats of retribution for thousands of dollars in damage.

6. slackwrdave | February 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm | Reply

   Originally posted by 0x29a:

   my story of a waterproof M-80 and a toilet in high school

   OMG. Suspended from school for a week! These days you'd go directly to a for-profit prison with kickbacks to the judge.

7. slackwrdave | February 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm | Reply

   Originally posted by 0x29a:

   sophomoric hooliganism

   Hooliganism alert:Years ago I worked in a restaurant. It was the dream of one of the waitstaff to patch a CD player into the circuit of the Muzak machine in the office and play "Dirty Love" in the dining room on a Saturday night when we went on a dinner wait with lots of families there. He pulled it off one night. Not one single customer said anything. We were all so disappointed. I cringed every time the woman in the song sighed "oh Frenchy!"Then he took it too far another weekend when he played Jimmy Buffet's "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw." We got lots of complaints off that one. At least then all was right with the world. 🙂

8. 0x29a | February 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm | Reply

   Originally posted by slackwrdave:

   Hooliganism alert:

   That would actually make a great reoccurring post title."Hooliganism alert #73: The time I set that paper bag full of…"Originally posted by slackwrdave:

   At least then all was right with the world.

   Nice! :up:

9. slackwrdave | February 22, 2012 at 11:02 pm | Reply

   I started thinking about that condom in the elevator at the old-folks home again today.