kaboom – lol

Wham, bam, powie, blamo, splat, swoosh! :jester:

21 responses to “kaboom – lol

  1. Are those the sounds from the bathroom? 😆

  2. Possibly, or those of someone trying to crank a Chrysler.

  3. That happened to me when I consumed some brownies that had laxatives in it. I wasn't told till after I ate them.

  4. Originally posted by 0x29a:

    Remember, the goal is soft and voluminous.

    They should swoosh into the water like an Olympic diver into a pool.

  5. Remember, the goal is soft and voluminous.

  6. Originally posted by 0x29a:

    the goal is soft and voluminous

    :eyes:

  7. Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    like an Olympic diver into a pool.

    Like dropping the kids off. :jester:

  8. Originally posted by 0x29a:

    Like dropping the kids off.

    We're on a roll.

  9. Hotel story:You'd think hotels would use light, thin toilet paper, but no, they often have some really thick stuff. It makes it easy to accidentally clog the toilet if you're used to using something like Scotts.Anyway, I was just a couple of hours away from check-out time, and I had to do a major download. When I flushed it, the toilet went crazy with water and "downloaded data" going everywhere. I decided to just leave it for housekeeping to find, as calling the front desk is mighty embarrassing and I was checking out anyway.That bathroom looked so bad that I got a piece of paper and wrote "SORRY" on it, and left it and 5 dollars on the closed lid of the toilet.I almost knocked the housekeeper down in the hall as I fled the scene.

  10. Yeah. (Un)Fortunately, no one else has seen fit to join in.

  11. We could go into toilet paper. Preferred brand: Scott's 1000 sheets per roll. Nothing else is durable enough.

  12. Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    Preferred brand: Scott's 1000 sheets per roll.

    Yup. For at least the last 25 years.

  13. LOL!!!!

  14. Originally posted by slackwrdave:

    a major download.

    That has to be the phrase of the year right there. The worst I've ever done to a h/motel room is destroy the towels washing my bicycle. That's got nothing on this story. Awesome. :yes:

  15. The first time I ever saw a bidet was when my dad took us kids to New York City and there was one in the hotel room. I asked my dad if it was some type of fountain. He said he thought it was something for your ass and to just stay away from it.

  16. In the UK I'd say that Andrex seems to be the best roll. I take Fybogel which is a drink from Ispaghula husk :cheers: .

  17. Now that you mention it, I've never been in a hotel room with a bidet…

  18. Originally posted by 0x29a:

    Although it is interesting about the UK toilet paper. I thought everything was bidets.

    A scene from the old British comedy film Carry On at Your Convenience springs to mind where there is disgust at the idea of a bidet being part of the toilet systems (cisterns?) that they are making. I've never used a bidet but it would have been handy sometimes.

  19. You guys are killin' me. It's taking every fiber (no pun intended) of my being to not go on a diet and nutrition rant. I love you all, so I'm gonna keep quiet.Although it is interesting about the UK toilet paper. I thought everything was bidets.:doh:

  20. Originally posted by 0x29a:

    It's taking every fiber (no pun intended) of my being to not go on a diet and nutrition rant.

    I found this delicious high-fiber cereal recently. I have a bowl of that in place of a regular dinner, and I'm up like a rocket in the morning.T minus 15 seconds and counting.

  21. You guys are so funny! You made my day!

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