Worthless!
We tell her that other dogs work for a living. They get gigs doing television commercials, they are assistance animals for people, they sometimes pull sleds.
She prefers to just flop out on the floor and wait for a bag of potato chips to be rattled.
Your job is to be her servants. Her job is to be your boss. She knows her place. Now you have to learn yours. :p
That's clear, concise, and right on the money.
But what about her being the source of positive emotions and cuteness for her master? That's like a full-time position, you know? 😛
She does well at that. Good point.
😀 Too cute! I have to search for my min pin. She's always under the covers unless she finds a stream of sunshine coming in the window.
There is an old saying, "Why have a dog and bark yourself". I think it should be, "Why have a human and bark yourself".