A "Spanish/English" lesson just arrived in my e-mail. Terrible but clever. Please incorporate the following words in a sentence:
*Cheese* — The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
*Mushroom* — When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
*Shoulder* — My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
*Texas* — My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
*Herpes* — Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
*July* — Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!
*Rectum* — I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
*Chicken* — I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
*Wheelchair* — We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
*Harassment* — My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey harassment nothing to me.
*Bishop* — My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.
*Body Wash* — I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.