toefl practice

A "Spanish/English" lesson just arrived in my e-mail. Terrible but clever. Please incorporate the following words in a sentence:

*Cheese* — The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

*Mushroom* — When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

*Shoulder* — My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

*Texas* — My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

*Herpes* — Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

*July* — Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

*Rectum* — I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

*Chicken* — I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

*Wheelchair* — We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

*Harassment* — My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey harassment nothing to me.

*Bishop* — My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.

*Body Wash* — I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

10 responses to “toefl practice

  1. ๐Ÿ˜† She's fat! :DMy english is not that good,but I undurstood all the jokes.

  2. Heyyy KYren! ๐Ÿ™‚ :happy: Jokes and humor can be such a good way to improve a language. Even poetry can be a good tool. Sometimes I have difficulty with poetry in English, but do well with it in Spanish (my 2nd language).I had a friend in Mexico who had a serious speech impediment. He stuttered severely, but for some reason I could understand him fine while the native speakers of Spanish could hardly understand him. We talked for hours/days, and had a great time.By the way, I like your English very much. :up:

  3. ๐Ÿ˜†

  4. Cheese us christ… how come all this people cant speaK?

  5. Priceless! ๐Ÿ˜†

  6. :up: Thank you,Dave,for liking my English.There's still a lot to be improved.Is your first language English?:D

  7. Yes, English is my first, Spanish is #2.I like hearing English spoken by people who are learning it. It's cool!

  8. My spoken english cheez very good.:D

  9. Hi Dave, i like that thing about harassment best of all.:yes: ๐Ÿ˜†

  10. lol, all day long I've been chanting "July, Julyer!" It's infectious.MIKE124, her ass (harassment) is probably HUGE and flabby, unless you're into that. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€

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