Author Archives: slackwrdave

it’s down 444

Stuff is down this morning in Cuba. I can’t get my morning dose of Granma while on the clock at work.

the dare

I TRIPLE-DOG dare ya! Total breech of protocol.

website lockouts

When some online site won’t allow a log-in due to my IP (using a VPN), I wish they’d just say so, so I don’t go resetting my password and still don’t get in. Or just say no log-in for security reasons at this time. I guess that gives out a tidbit of information, though.

Instead, the most common lie is:

— your username or password is incorrect (no, both are correct)

Or the less professional:

— We’ve hit a snag! (eye roll)

how heavy is it?

When I was shopping for a mini fridge, I wanted to know the exterior measurements and the weight. I got frustrated because many sites left off the weight.

I was grousing at the screen, “somebody needs to throw that damned thing on a scale and put it in the info section.”

I got tickled at my impatience, but I needed to know!

gotta have that free shipping

I wanted to try this simple $10 water pump from Target, but it only ships free with a $35 or greater order, so I ordered a refrigerator to go with it, LOL

1:30 a.m. nature preserve redux

We both have the late shift on Monday, so here we are out late again.

3:00 a.m. nature preserve

3:00 a.m. in the Nature Preserve.

worst case biscuit scenario

It’s the famous Popeyes hockey-puck biscuit.

Scenario:

— lock somebody in an overheated room for a couple of hours.

— give them two of these biscuits and no drink.

— tell them if they eat both biscuits completely they can go free.

They won’t make it. ☠️

two dag nasty budget brands

I bought these out of a company break room.

The only thing lower than Golden Flake is HyTop.

Never buy HyTop cookies unless you’re going to a church potluck and want to get everybody back for something. 🤢😈

lol

bk café

A smashingly good coffee from Burger King this morning. Better than Italy. lol