Oh, fun! This just came in from my insurer.
When I need health care, the first thing I think of is shopping and getting a reward. More stupid games to play. Health care as shopping, like picking out a shirt at a department store. Having chest pains? Wait! I need to shop a reward.
Who am I going to vote for in upcoming elections? Who/whatever can crash all this shit the fastest.
Thanks to your health plan, you now have access to SmartShopper. Use SmartShopper to shop for in-network medical care so you can save money and earn a cash reward.
Compare prices and rewards by shopping online or calling our Personal Assistant Team.
Schedule your appointment or let the Personal Assistant Team do it for you.
Earn your cash reward by having your appointment within the year.
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