Monthly Archives: February 2021

watches

I’ve never been an expensive watch person. When I saw these low-priced Armitrons looking so cute, I had to get me a couple.

Both are nice, but I’m especially fond of the retro digital.

the bride

Hurry Reverend before Ernest T discovers who his bride is.

treats from bux

I got off work early, then Brian comes home with treats. Latte and a frap.

seance zoom

This might actually help me get through some of them.

radiomg for somafm

What a beautiful app for a favorite streaming radio station. RadiOMG for SomaFM.

blue moons at the garden

Beer! These things are good. 🍻

bland pizza

So absolutely devoid of flavor that you would think it was Papa John’s. 😝

The application of Texas Pete mildly saved it.

randy arco iris

My straight friends are the ones who say they enjoy Randy Rainbow SO MUCH. I can hardly stand to look at it.

drek mail

Oh, let me just whip out a pen and try to keep this s5it straight. Who’s been naughty, who’s been nice, and what will you be tomorrow? idgaf


I sent an electronic birthday card to Melania last April to skew the databases, but it didn’t do any good.

a crazy, i’m ok with the label

“You mean you don’t believe what ALL of the intelligence agencies are saying?”

Me: “um, no.”

Her eyes became big as saucers as the air rushed out of her lungs. She haltingly said: “well, um, I’m so glad you’re here.”

Now I’m looked at as a crazy. 😁