drink your life away

My Facebook timeline is a parade of liquor ads this morning.

I can count of one hand the number of times in my life that I’ve gotten up and had a cocktail.

I might sometimes wake up and still be drunk from the night before, but generally I don’t wake up and have any hair of the dog.

As I’ve gotten older, my body has become less tolerant of alcohol, so I’m more careful than ever. Tying one on like I was in my 20’s again would probably put me on life support.

Remedies: coffee, 7Up, comfort food.